Tuesday, September 09, 2008

TOP TEN SARAH PALIN TURN-ONS

Top Ten Sarah Palin Turn-ons

10. Pro-life hunters

9. Hockey proms

8. State troopers who resign

7. Shotgun weddings

6. Presidential nominees knocking on Heaven's door

5. Mooseburger Helper

4. Sweet Inuit nothings whispered in her TelePrompTer

3. Former P.O.W.s

2. The naughty feeling of secretly wearing a full set of thermal underwear beneath a smart pantsuit

And the number one Sarah Palin turn-on...

1. Pit bulls who wear lipstick

-Jason Rohrblogger
(9/9/08)

3 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

I am retarded... I did not understand the last one.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Atomic,

It's a reference to the joke she told during her speech at the Republican National Convention:
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?
A: Lipstick

Atomic Bombshell said...

Ahh... Gotcha! See, this is what happens because I don't watch TV.