Sunday, April 05, 2009

BOURBON COWBOY MAKES MCSWEENEY'S

My buddy Dave over at Bourbon Cowboy got a hilarious list published in McSweeney's: Unpopular Mardi Gras Shouts

Here are my absolute faves:

"Show me your bra, as long as it's somewhat modest!"

"Adjust your pants slightly!"

"Take off your wimple!"

"Flash me in such an oblique way that I can still post the pics on Facebook!"

"Thank you for your drunken generosity!"

It's a great premise and a flawless execution. I would have also accepted:

You put the fat in Fat Tuesday!

Show me your bro!

and

Put it back on! Put it back on!

-Jason Rohrblogger

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Congrats, Dave. That's good stuff.