Monday, April 27, 2009

TOP TEN APPROVED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES

Top Ten Approved Interrogation Techniques

10. Forced watching of Two and Half Men

9. Waiting in line at the DMV for up to 24 hours

8. Roseanne Boarding

7. Put on hold indefinitely

6. Shot in the face by Dick Cheney

4. Pizza arrives in less than thirty minutes, but the crazy bread has the wrong dipping sauce

3. Locked in a box with Danny Bonaduce

2. Mock job interview

And the number one approved interrogation technique...

1. Explaining just where the hell you have been for the last three years! We were worried sick about you!

-Jason Rohrblogger
(4/27/09)

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Number 6 seems the most and least effective.