TOP TEN SWINE FLU SYMPTOMS

Top Ten Swine Flu Symptoms

10. Bacon tastes "funny"

9. Boyfriend demands you wallow

8. You respond to the question, "Can pigs fly?" with, "No, swine flu."

7. Prefer your flu shot honey-baked

6. You are no longer kosher

5. Litter of eight children no longer seems unusual (Octomom only)

4. Snout constantly dripping

3. Bird flu seams, like, so 2003

2. Sam I Am will not eat green eggs and you

And the number one swine flu symptom...

1. Aching, fever, coughing, and CNN cameras in your bed

-Jason Rohrblogger
(4/30/09)