TOP TEN REJECTED OCD BEHAVIORS

Top Ten Rejected Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Behaviors

10. Eat the whole bag of Oreos. Three times.

9. Beat every yellow light

8. Count your blessings

7. Rent Bad Boys II each time

6. Say four Our Fathers and four Hail Marys

5. Get in the ten-items-or-less line with nine items

4. Watch Oprah

3. Run exactly five minutes late

2. Always double down on eleven

And the number one rejected OCD behavior...

1. Write all of your blog posts with precisely ten items

-Jason Rohrblogger
(9/16/09)