Wednesday, September 30, 2009

TOP TEN ITEMS IN JASON'S SURVIVAL KIT

Top Ten Items in Jason's Survival Kit

10. A bible

9. A gun

8. A hollowed-out bible with a gun in it

7. Emergency banana

6. Three-days supply of water

5. Year's supply of Viagra

4. Extra SPAM, backup can of Vienna sausages

3. DVD of "The Negotiator"

2. Belgian-to-English dictionary

And the number one item in Jason's survival kit...

1. Midol

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/20/07)

And the alternates...

Phonetic alphabet
Extra lottery tickets
L.L. Bean catalog
List of nearest relatives not living with him
Hidden cache of 80's porn
Prescription for Proactiv
Surplus semaphore flags
Military-grade tuxedo, corsage, and Camaro
Norse code
Mother's recipe for kicking ass and taking names
Cyanide capsule and bottle of '53 Dom PĂ©rignon

3 comments:

heather said...

I will pretend not to be offended by the blatant omission of "picture of YSP" on that list... :) :) :)

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Welcome back, Heather! Glad to see you are out and about, leaving comments. Missed you!

Adrian said...

Nice!