PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE

I originally got this post from Dave over at Blogography who got it from Finn over at A Life Less Ordinary who got it from Vanity Fair. I am going to answer the original Vanity Fair questions because I'm so vain, I probably think this fair is about me...

Proust Questionnaire

What is your most marked characteristic?
My dragon tattoo with the head of Roger Ebert and the body of J-Lo

What is the quality you most like in a man?
The body of J-Lo

What is the quality you most like in a woman?
The head of Roger Ebert

What do you most value in your friends?
Lending money

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Sometimes my sexiness is so extreme, it causes the earth to spin backwards

What is your favorite occupation?
Assistant Ponzi schemer

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and internet access

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Abu Grhantánamo Bay

In which country would you like to live?
Nigeria. All of their banks need my help.

Who are your favorite writers?
Jenn, Heather, Jack, Bombshell, Carrie, and David

Who are your favorite poets?
Lim Erick. And that guy from Nantucket is talented!

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Jay Gatz

Who is your favorite heroine of fiction?
Debbie from Dallas

Who are your favorite composers?
Hendrix, Zeppelin, Crüe

Who are your favorite painters?
Baer, Safecoat, Sherwin-Williams

What are your favorite names?
Jason, Astrid, Aloysius, Rumer, Apple, Spandau

What is it that you most dislike?
Honesty, competence, beauty

Which talent would you most like to have?
Ability to lick my own eyebrows

How would you like to die?
In an alcoholic stupor smothered under Jennifer Aniston's poodle and a thirty-pound bacon double cheeseburger (extra pickles)

What is your current state of mind?
Fuzzy. What's your point?

What is your motto?
No army has ever won a war on two fronts in Asia, so don't even try

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/5/09)