TOP TEN WAYS SANTA CLAUS IS CUTTING BACK IN THIS ECONOMY

Top Ten Ways Santa Claus is Cutting Back in this Economy

10. Purina Reindeer Chow 10% sawdustier

9. Naughty List digitized and posted on Facebook

8. Belly now shakes like a bowlful of ramen

7. Blitzen given up to Madonna for adoption

6. Valuable lump of coal replaced with Enron stock certificate

5. Reindeer/electric hybrid sleigh

4. Off-season condo in Florida timeshared with Hanukkah Harry, Ramadan Rashid, and Kwanzaa Kenny

3. All requests for specific toys outsourced to a call center in India

2. Workshop in northclosure

And the number one way Santa Claus is cutting back in this economy...

1. Only sending 30,000 more troops to Elfghanistan

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/1/09)

And the alternates...

Mrs. Claus trying to extort money from David Letterman
Had to sell his membership in The Hair Club for Men
Half of the deliveries subcontracted out to Balloon Boy
Forced to become Spokesanta for Jenny Craig
Only wrapping every other gift
Completely skipping Billy Roger's house of Colton, Ohio
Octomom only left with seven gifts