TOP TEN LESSONS I LEARNED IN 2009
Today's premise was stolen from Brandy over at It's like, I'm...mmmagic!
Top Ten Lessons I Learned in 2009
10. Gum will not remove the taste of gasoline
9. A breathalyzer is the second worse thing that can be put in your mouth
8. Flowers will only shut a girl up if the argument is already over
7. Never give a kid a whistle and tell him not to blow it
6. Hypnosis is voluntary
5. I can make my boss cry. At work.
4. The idea of riding a Harley-Davidson is way better than the reality
3. Leather pants are a privilege, not a right
2. Folgers Crystals and tequila don't mix
And the number one lesson I learned in 2009...
1. Never, ever take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night
-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/30/09)
2 comments:
good god. this list made my day.
Hahahaha, this list cracks me up!
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