TOP TEN LESSONS I LEARNED IN 2009

Today's premise was stolen from Brandy over at It's like, I'm...mmmagic!

Top Ten Lessons I Learned in 2009

10. Gum will not remove the taste of gasoline

9. A breathalyzer is the second worse thing that can be put in your mouth

8. Flowers will only shut a girl up if the argument is already over

7. Never give a kid a whistle and tell him not to blow it

6. Hypnosis is voluntary

5. I can make my boss cry. At work.

4. The idea of riding a Harley-Davidson is way better than the reality

3. Leather pants are a privilege, not a right

2. Folgers Crystals and tequila don't mix

And the number one lesson I learned in 2009...

1. Never, ever take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/30/09)