Saturday, December 12, 2009

TOP TEN TINKERBELL PET PEEVES

Top Ten Tinkerbell Pet Peeves

10. That bitch, Wendy

9. Captain Hook has a thing for young boys and never notices when you get a new haircut

8. Heiresses who name their Chihuahuas after you

7. Disney lawyers crawl all over you if you even think of doing regional theater in the off-season

6. No decent Thai food in Never Never Land

5. Lost Boys with slingshots

4. Carpal wand

3. Smee's wandering hands

2. Mosquito nets

And the number one Tinkerbell pet peeve...

1. Pixie lung from breathing all of that pixie dust

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/12/09)

1 comment:

Darby Clark said...

Friggin hysterical:)