FACEBOOK SURVEY

I got tagged over at Facebook for one of these surveys...

1. What time did you get up this morning?
The butt crack of noon

2. How do you like your steak?
Deep pink with a warm red center (and I like my steak medium rare)

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Citizen Kane II: Chucky's Revenge

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Last Sex in the City Standing

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Fallujah

6. What did you have for breakfast?
Slim Fast and Rogaine

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Lean

8. What foods do you dislike?
Anything made by elves

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
In front of the TV

10. Favorite dressing?
Gauze

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive
1909 Stutz-Bearcat Turboprop

12. What are your favorite clothes?
Pants

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Kabul

14. Cup half empty or half full?
It was half full of scotch, half full of soda, but now it's empty. Can I get a refill?

15. Where would you want to retire?
To the bedroom

16. Favorite time of day?
Happy Hour

17. Where were you born?
Where the moon is in the second house and Jupiter aligns with Mars

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Olympic Pole Dancing

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
Nancy Pelosi

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
Elin Woods

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Sylvia Plath

22. Bird watcher?
Depends on who is giving me the bird

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
I'm always a person, silly!

24. Do you have any pets?
One blonde, one brunette, one who keeps changing

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I can change my own oil

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
Big

27. What is your best childhood memory?
Finally breaking through the line at Khe Sanh

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Go fish

29. Are you married?
Only in Laos

30. Always wear your seat belt?
Even in the shower

31. Been in a car accident?
Never on purpose

32. Any pet peeves?
Facebook surveys

33. Favorite pizza topping?
Cardboard box

34. Favorite Flower?
Anything by Georgia O'Queef

35. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla Ice

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
A little of the old In-n-Out

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
Who says I took a driver's test?

38. From whom did you get your last email?
Nostradamus. It wasn't pretty

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
TJ Maxx

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
In a crowded elevator yelled, "Who farted?"

41. Like your job?
No, you can't have it!

42. Broccoli?
Separate the stems, eat the leaves

43. What was your favorite vacation?
National Lampoon's Summer

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Joe Black

45. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of one hand clapping

46. What is your favorite color?
Clear

47. How many tattoos do you have?
0.5

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
3.14

49. What time is it?
Miller Time

50. Coffee drinker?
No. I can quit any time I want.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(3/24/10)