Saturday, March 13, 2010


Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Whiskey

10. Goes down easy, comes up smooth

9. Just screw it!

8. The thicker chicker liquor upper

7. God's gift to alcoholics

6. Good to the last drinker dropped

5. Breakfast of champions

4. A dram is a terrible thing to waste

3. Between love and madness lies scotch

2. Obey your thirst

And the number one rejected slogan for whiskey...

1. The nighttime smokey, boozy, drinking, shooty, faded, so-you-can-get-wasted medicine

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Melts in your mind, not in your liver
I'm lovin' it
You got alcohol in my peat moss!
You got peat moss in my alcohol!
Two great tastes that taste great together.
Like a good neighbor, whiskey is there
M'm! M'm! Good!
Don't leave home without it
When it absolutely, positively has to sleep there overnight
Only you can prevent sobriety
Reach out and punch someone
Tastes great, less willing
America's most trusted liquor
The ultimate drunk driving machine
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's whiskey
What can brown do for you?

1 comment:

Roseykrh said...

Lol. Very funny. And for the record, I think some of them would actually be great in a whiskey ad.