Wednesday, February 14, 2007


Jason's Top Ten Valentine's Messages on Candy Hearts

10. Peaked at 24

9. R U My Mommy?

8. Clingy

7. I Miss My X

6. B My Courtney Luv

5. Bottom or Top?

4. MT Head

3. Master of My Domain

2. Stalk U

And Jason's number one Valentine's message on candy hearts...

1. P.S. I Luv Me

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

UC My Blog?
Meet the Stalker
Pillow Biter
Barry White 2Nite
Cnjgl Vst?
Spank Me
Mighty Hermaphrodite


Anonymous said...

Courtney Luv! Bwahaha!

Anonymous said...

My Top Ten Favorite Items In Jason's Last Ten Top Ten Lists

10. Hotcakes breakfast really only sells like regular pancakes

9. This internet porn isn't going to look at itself.

8. R U My Mommy?

7. A really bendy rocket that flies backwards

6. Code name: Sgt. Lovemuscle

5. I'll just leave this extra tequila for the host of the party

4. Believes he can fly, believes he can touch the sky

3. Had to covertly bury comrades in godforsaken jungle

2. Moms who think they're smarter than you when they are not!

And the number one favorite item from Jason's last ten top ten lists...

1. You're deaf, yet you carry two cell phones and a pager.

Happy V-day, beeeeeotch! :)

Atomic Bombshell said...

I think this one is my favorite... cough!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

My, my, Aurorealis, the internet is no place for humor like that!