Sunday, February 25, 2007


Top Ten Pick-up Lines in Wyoming

10. Hey, baby, nice tooth

9. What's a dumpy girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

8. My horse trailer or yours?

7. Git nekkid and git in the back of the truck

6. You remind me of my sister. And I LOVE my sister.

5. I bet my criminal record is longer than your criminal record

4. Don't worry, we shot the horse that did this to me

3. I'm from Laramie. That's right, the big city

2. I didn't know you could pierce that

And the number one pick-up line in Wyoming...

1. I bet I could stay on you for at least eight seconds

-Jason Rohrblogger

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

I'm gonna start using some of these.