TOP TEN REJECTED TOP TEN LISTS

Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists

10. Top Ten Disposable Body Parts

9. Top Ten Other Nicknames For Sammy "The Bull" Gravano

8. Top Ten Diseases Of The Lung

7. Top Ten Things Found In Andy Rooney's Pants

6. Top Ten Made-Up Words Only Jason Thinks Is Funny

5. Top Ten Ways To Skin A Cat

4. Top Ten Supreme Court Turn-Ons

3. Top Ten Mesozoic Discoveries In The Algonquin Valley

2. Top Ten Things Pumped Out Of Rod Stewart's Stomach

And the number one rejected top ten list...

1. Top Ten Self-Referential Jokes Whose Premise Was Stolen From David Letterman Anyway

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/20/97)