Tuesday, January 30, 2007

TOP TEN THINGS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE DOING BY NOW

Top Ten Things I Thought I Would Be Doing by Now

10. Sarah Jessica Parker

9. Paying off the national debt with my vintage Betamax collection

8. Saving the endangered Pocket Fox

7. Making rent

6. Acquiring the rank of assistant crack whore

5. Getting off the junk and finding a nice boyfriend

4. Finishing up my degree in Paranormal Paleogeology

3. Running for Sheriff of Bloom County

2. Somehow automotively compensating for my small penis

And the number one thing I thought I would be doing by now...

1. Making my first Top One Million List

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/30/07)

4 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

#2 is still within reach. VROOM!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

I smell another list coming on...

Top Ten Penis-Compensating Autos

10. Ford Phallus
9. Cadillac STD
8. Acura Leg End
7. Subaru Foreskin
6. Geo Hetero
5. Toyota Peeus
4. Ford Probe
3. Volvo Glans
2. Chevy Thrust
And the number one
1. Plymouth GTO-rgasm

Larry Litle said...

Oh my gosh that is funny. Your list of Penis Compensating Autos is even better than your initial list.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

You can't go wrong with a dick joke. Ask Eddie Murphy.

-Rohrblogger