Saturday, January 27, 2007

TOP TEN REJECTED ANNIVERSARY GIFT TRADITIONS

Top Ten Rejected Anniversary Gift Traditions

10. 1 year - beer

9. 5 years - tequila

8. 10 years - Quaaludes

7. 20 years - rope

6. 25 years - razor blades

5. 30 years - bathtub toaster

4. 40 years - gasoline and a match

3. 50 years - pistol

2. 55 years - speeding train

And the number one rejected anniversary gift tradition...

1. 60 years - grenade

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/27/07)

Note: But at least I'm not bitter

3 comments:

Larry Litle said...

You are a funny man (but not bitter).

Atomic Bombshell said...

Darn... I almost made it to quaaludes... Would have helped!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Ms. Bombshell,

You've already made it to Speeding Train in my heart...

-Rohrblogger