TOP TEN NEW STEREOTYPES

Top Ten New Stereotypes

10. Republicans are gay

9. Mongolians like snakes

8. Never insult an African's golf club

7. Rich people smell like almonds

6. Hindu Fundamentalists still refuse to wear white after Labor Day

5. Mayor McCheese is a perennial write-in candidate in Chile

4. Canadians enjoy disco

3. Astronauts smoke ceremonial eucalyptus

2. Hungarians have replaced the fine coffee normally served with Folger's Crystals

And the number one new stereotype...

1. The Swiss consider Sinbad a comedic genius

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/18/07)

And the alternates...

Women like a man with a long list
Muscovites can't be trusted with an air guitar
You can dance if you want to
Gypsies refuse to wear mullets
Alcoholics can calculate pi to fifty places
If you drink a completely melted popsicle, you will see God
Chinese chefs can balance family and career
Nerds are people too