TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE ADRIAN

Top Ten Signs You are Adrian

10. Your car window is broken and your mirror is missing

9. You are dating a man old enough to be your uncle

8. You are slightly taller than the kids you babysit

7. One word: cranky

6. You need the good lovin'

5. You have a hot moms

4. Bra has more cargo capacity than the Space Shuttle

3. You are a Trader Ho

2. You drive a Volkswagen Macintosh

And the number one sign you are Adrian...

1. You got your high school diploma, undergrad, graduate and post-grad degrees at the same school

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/01/07)