TOP TEN FLAWS IN MY PLAN

Top Ten Flaws in My Plan

10. The French will never agree

9. NASCAR too susceptible to doping

8. Tide will be out when Ryan Seacrest steps into the kill zone

7. Girl Scout cookies only 10% real Girl Scout

6. No man will ever give up the remote control

5. Boiling point of Jack Daniel's is 182°F

4. That's a pistol in his pocket

3. Nobody will read the blog

2. Exhaustion sets in after 30 seconds

And the number one flaw in my plan...

1. Bush + American people = too smart to fall for that

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/24/07)