Sunday, January 21, 2007


Top Ten Rejected Hymns

10. A Mighty Fortress is Our Dog

9. Amazing Grace Jones

8. This Little Shi'ite of Mine

7. The Old Rugged Crossdresser

6. What a Friend We Have in Jesús

5. Great is thy Faith Hillness

4. Blessed Assurance, Casualty & Indemnity

3. How Great Thou Art Garfunkle

2. Iraq of Ages

And the number one rejected hymn...

1. Onward Christian Slater

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

It is Well with My Soul Brother
Nearer, My God, to Three
Holy, Holy, Holy Lord God All-Whitey
Battle Him From the Republic
Morning has Broken, Fix It Somehow
When the Saints Go Fourth and Long
Jesus Loves Me, This I Know What You Did Last Summer
HalleBarryLujah Chorus
Just a Closer Walk with Brie
Kim Bayah


Atomic Bombshell said...

Holy crap... Hilarious!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Aw, shucks!