TOP TEN THINGS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE DOING BY NOW
Top Ten Things I Thought I Would Be Doing by Now
10. Sarah Jessica Parker
9. Paying off the national debt with my vintage Betamax collection
8. Saving the endangered Pocket Fox
7. Making rent
6. Acquiring the rank of assistant crack whore
5. Getting off the junk and finding a nice boyfriend
4. Finishing up my degree in Paranormal Paleogeology
3. Running for Sheriff of Bloom County
2. Somehow automotively compensating for my small penis
And the number one thing I thought I would be doing by now...
1. Making my first Top One Million List
-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/30/07)
4 comments:
#2 is still within reach. VROOM!
I smell another list coming on...
Top Ten Penis-Compensating Autos
10. Ford Phallus
9. Cadillac STD
8. Acura Leg End
7. Subaru Foreskin
6. Geo Hetero
5. Toyota Peeus
4. Ford Probe
3. Volvo Glans
2. Chevy Thrust
And the number one
1. Plymouth GTO-rgasm
Oh my gosh that is funny. Your list of Penis Compensating Autos is even better than your initial list.
You can't go wrong with a dick joke. Ask Eddie Murphy.
-Rohrblogger
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