TOP TEN THINGS MY FATHER TAUGHT ME

Top Ten Things My Father Taught Me

10. How to lie to the cops

9. Sunday is for football

8. What a woman really means when she says _____.

7. How to ride a bike

6. Ways to smoke ceremonial eucalyptus

5. How to change a faucet

4. How to shoot stuff

3. How to mow the lawn

2. How to drive offensively

And the number one thing my father taught me...

1. Where to hide the money

-Jason Rohrblogger
(02/12/07)

And the alternate...

How to piss off everyone