TOP TEN SYMBOLS IN JASON'S DREAMS

Top Ten Symbols In Jason's Dreams

10. Elizabeth Dole wearing only pasta

9. A dirty syringe filled with cream soda

8. Snakes that don't bite, unless you are a mime that plays the accordian

7. Teenage lawyers, with great hair, and bad attitudes about the law

6. A smoking gun that stays crispy in milk

5. Fast cars painted the color zero

4. A slam dunk contest starring Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Tony Dow as the Beaver

3. A really bendy rocket that flies backwards

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger with flowers in his hair

And the number one symbol in Jason's dreams...

1. A long iron clad train that always runs late and stays in the tunnel too long

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/21/99)