Sunday, October 30, 2005

TOP TEN REASONS WHY JASON WILL BE ENVIOUS HE WASN'T IN VEGAS

Top Ten Reasons Why Jason Will Be Envious He Wasn't in Vegas

10. Prego Bridgette had to eat every two hours, so WE had to eat every two hours

9. Two desperate housewives who haven't been to Vegas in a while

8. Two singles looking for action and getting free alcohol

7. Four chicks driving topless to and from Sin City

6. Four chicks sleeping in a room for six and no one brought PJ's

5. Went to the Hard Rock for some Pink Taco and Margaritas

4. Buffets, half naked ladies. Buffets, half naked ladies

3. Naughty Nightie contest and Bikini Bullriding at the Frontier

2. Hundreds of thousands of rhinestones covering almost nothing

And the number one reason Jason will be envious he wasn't in Vegas...

1. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so Jason will never know

-Desiree, Bridgette, Michele, and Carol
(10/04/05)

1 comment:

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Two desperate housewives who haven't been to Vegas in a while

>Really? How desperate?

Two singles looking for action and getting free alcohol

>Find any action, Desiree?

Four chicks driving topless to and from Sin City

>Ha! Were you topless with the convertible top up or down?

Four chicks sleeping in a room for six and no one brought PJ's

>Boo yah! Did you have that pillow fight I am imagining right now?

Went to the Hard Rock for some Pink Taco and Margaritas

>Mmmm...pink taco...

Buffets, half naked ladies. Buffets, half naked ladies

>These are a few of my favorite things...

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so Jason will never know

>I know exactly what happened. You lost your shirt on Jackpot Party and had sleep topless with the other girls and survive on free alcohol. Nothing wrong with that...

-Jason