TOP TEN BACHELOR CHRISTMAS ACTIVITIES

Top Ten Bachelor Christmas Activities

10. The Drinking of the Beer

9. The Watching of the Game

8. The Lighting of the Fart

7. The Thawing of the Turkey

6. The Burning of the Turkey

5. The Ordering of the Pizza

4. The Anointing of the Porn

3. The Walking of the Line & Touching of the Nose

2. The Peeing on the Tree

And the number one bachelor Christmas activity...

1. The Tossing of the Cookies

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/19/98)