Wednesday, December 28, 2005


Top X Rejected Amendments to the Constitution of the United States

Amendment X: The right to do a little dance, make a little love, indeed the very right to get down tonight shall not be infringed.

Amendment IX: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless CNN has had a chance set up 24-hour coverage.

Amendment VIII: In peacetime, neither the bride, groom, nor a wedding guest shall be required to perform more than two (2) line dances at all legally attended receptions. This is reduced to one (1) if the person in impressed upon to replicate the Macarena or Electric Slide.

Amendment VII: Allows the attorney general to bring charges against any exotic dancer who picks up United States currency with anything other than her hands.

Amendment VI: Congress shall make no law prohibiting the right of the people peaceably to assemble, unless they are assembled in a house for the purposes of reality television.

Amendment V: Declares it a high crime to filibuster in the X-amendments-or-less line in Congress.

Amendment IV: Makes it illegal to post nude photos of your ex on the internet. (Article i: Unless she is really hot)

Amendment III: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, until the subject has had time to hide the porn, flush the pot, and cover their naughty-nurse tattoo.

Amendment II: In the course of human events that Stockings are attached to a chimney, they shall be hung with care.

And the number I rejected Amendment to the Constitution of the United States...

Amendment I: No glove, no love.

-The Honorable Gentleman from the Blogoshpere

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