TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR CHRISTMAS GIFTS

Note: Today's guest list-writer is comedian Paul Deven...

Top Ten Least Popular Christmas Gifts

10. Ronco Spurge-a-matic

9. "Openly Gay" GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip

8. Tandy's radio controlled marital aids

7. The Game of Lice by Milton Bradley

6. Hickory Farm's "Foul Smelling Cheeses of the World" gift pack

5. The Pudding Shooter

4. "Little Spastic Susie" doll

3. Old Spice with Techroline

2. Super Mario Cuomo Brothers videogame

And the number one least popular Christmas gift...

1. Chia Pants

-Robert Paul Van Deven