TOP TEN CHRISTMAS CAROLS IN IRAQ

Top Ten Christmas Carols in Iraq

10. Bombs Away in a Manger

9. God Bless You Buried Gentlemen

8. We Three Kings of Orient Are Going to Lay Down a Suppressing Fire on Your Position While We Execute a Flanking Maneuver

7. Walking on a Winter Wonder Landmine

6. Do You Smear What I Smear?

5. I'm Dreaming of a White Flag Christmas

4. Little Hummer Boy

3. Kiss Me Under the TOW Missile

2. Over the Euphrates and Through the Perimeter...

And the number one Christmas Carol in Iraq...

1. Oil I Want for Christmas

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/16/04)

And the alternates...
Slay, Ride
Up on the Housetop! Take Cover! Return Fire!
Silver Hajj
Frosty the Oilman
Police Navidad
Grandma Got Run Over by a Humvee
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear, It Took Hill 43
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Hanoi
Jingle Bell Shock & Awe
O Come Ali Faithful
White Supremacistmas
Peshmerga the Red-Nosed Insurgent
O Holy Nightvision
I saw Osama Kissing Santa Claus
Iran, Ran, Rudolph