TOP TEN REJECTED CELEBRITY-ENDORSED HOLIDAY GIFTS

Top Ten Rejected Celebrity-Endorsed Holiday Gifts

10. Pez brand Elton John Zoloft dispenser

9. Saddam Hussein Beard Lice Extermination Kit

8. Dubya's Guide to Surfing the Internets for Dummies

7. "Desperate Housewives" Upholstery Stain Remover

6. Rosie O'Donnell's Savory Carpet Dessert Topping

5. The Prison Farm Cookbook by Martha Stewart and Dottie "Pack-O-Cigs" Van Dyken

4. Tara Reid's Areola Cross-Stitching Hobby Set

3. The Barry Bonds "Shoot-Em-Up" Steroid Injection System

2. Michael Moore Washboard Abs Machine

And the number one rejected celebrity-endorsed holiday gift...

1. Paris Hilton's Self-Taught Sword Swallowing Instructional Video (oddly enough, also found on the "Most Popular Celebrity Endorsed Holiday Gifts" list)

-Ken Bloggerts and Jason Rohrblogger
(12/17/04)

And the alternates...

The Ron Artest "Throw Away Your Career" Wastebasket (complete with mini-backboard)
Courtney Love's Guide to Courtroom Etiquette
Dan Rather fact check kit
Bob Dylan Enunciation Guide
Larry King Marriage Handbook
Five Easy Steps to Humility by Donald Trump
Michael Jackson Makeup Line