TOP TEN ADVERTISING SLOGANS FOR JRTT

Top Ten Avertising Slogans for Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten

10. Tonight, let it be Rohrblogger

9. Crunch all you want, we'll make Rohrblogger

8. Ribbed for her Rohrblogger

7. Tell them about the Rohrblogger, Mommy

6. Half the Rohrblogger, all the taste

5. Don't leave home without Rohrblogger

4. Absolut Rohrblogger

3. Strong and beautiful, just like Rohrblogger

2. We've secretly replaced the fine Rohrblogger normally served with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.

And the number one advertising slogan for Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten...

1. I liked Rohrblogger so much, I bought the company

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/07/06)

And the alternates...

With a name like Rohrblogger, it has to be good
Rohrblogger, take me away
Rohrblogger tastes good, like a Rohrblogger should
Rohrblogger, works every time
More Americans get their Rohrblogger from JRTT than from any other source
As for me and my house, we will serve the Rohrblogger
Nothing acts faster than Rohrblogger
There's always room for Rohrblogger
Is it live, or is it Rohrblogger?
Time to make the Rohrblogger
Pardon me, do you have any Rohrblogger?
Easy. Breezy. Rohrblogger.
Rohrblogger, it's everywhere you want to be
Because so much is riding on your Rohrblogger
Choosey mothers choose Rohrblogger
Leggo my Rohrblogger!
Does she or doesn't she? Only her Rohrblogger knows for sure.
A Rohrblogger is forever
Come see the softer side of Rohrblogger
Rohrblogger: the other white meat
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Rohrblogger.
The choice of a new Rohrblogger
Ask your doctor if Rohrblogger is right for you
The un-Rohrblogger
We don't make the Rohrblogger, we make the Rohrblogger better
Let your fingers do the Rohrblogger
I can't believe I ate the whole Rohrblogger
Now 10% more Rohrbloggier!
Rohrblogger is Job 1