Wednesday, March 18, 2009

TOP TEN REJECTED INNER-CITY CAR NAMES

Volkswagen is trying to appeal to a more urban demographic with their current "unpimp your ride" ad campaign. Here are the vehicles car companies didn't use...

Top Ten Rejected Inner-city Car Names

10. Pontiac Pimp Stick

9. VW Ghetto Wagon

8. Yugo, Girl

7. Toyota Truqué

6. Aston Martin Luther King

5. Babydaddy-Benz

4. Dodge Dimebag

3. Saab Story

2. Buick Booticall

And the number one rejected inner-city car name...

1. Audi Here

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/07/06)

And the alternates...

Chrysler New Jack City
Lincoln "Boom Boom" Washington
Backalley HUMMER
Alfa Lil' Romeo
Nissan Neckroll
Cadillac Crackilade
Jeep Slut
Scion Scrilla
Honda Ho Down
Easy Eagle
Peugeot Daddy?

2 comments:

Display Name said...

lolling lolling lolling!
Funny ass shit yo. Dodge Dimebag?! Can you even still GET those?

Jenn said...

Yugo, girl!!! I LOVE IT!!