Tuesday, March 03, 2009

TOP TEN LOS ANGELES KINGS EXCUSES

Top Ten Los Angeles Kings Excuses

10. Completely distracted by Octo-mom

9. Lost puck in the glare of the sun

8. When playing the Calgary Flames, want to be referred to as the Los Angeles Queens

7. Still trying to figure out how to pronounce "Robitaille"

6. Didn't get large enough bailout package

5. Upset that "Mighty Ducks IV: Duck in the City" won't be shot at Staples Center

4. Waiting for Wayne Gretzky to come back

3. Got Zamboned

2. Pet chimp being trained as goalie went berserk

And the number one Los Angeles Kings excuse...

1. They suck

-Jason Rohrblogger
(3/3/09)

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

My best guess, prior to reading the actual post, was that you would repeat item #1 ten times... That would almost nearly cover it.