Tuesday, March 24, 2009

TOP TEN BABY EILER NAMES

I have some friends with the last name Eiler who are having a boy. They asked me to come up with some non-Jason names (I don't condone this). Be careful what you wish for...

Top Ten Baby Eiler Names

10. Private Eiler

9. Wile E. Eiler

8. Vanilla Eiler

7. Boutros Boutros Eiler

6. Jed Eiler-Knight

5. Deef Eiler

4. Eval Eiler

3. Oprah Uma Eiler

2. Ezekiel Yahweh Eiler - EYE

And the number one baby Eiler name...

1. Zeig Eiler

-Jason Rohrblogger
(3/24/09)

And the alternates...

Al
Skyler
Tyler
Aye Aye
Neil F.
Dude
LaFawnda
Chode
Taint
Laurence
Rasputin
Sirhan Sirhan
Pol Pot
Mussolini
Son of Sam
Malcolm Jamal

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

We love you, Jason! This gives us plenty to choose from. Thank you so much.

PS: Another alternate = Stank Eiler