TOP TEN REASONS BRISTOL PALIN AND LEVI JOHNSTON BROKE UP

Top Ten Reasons Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Broke Up

10. He can't skin a bear the way she likes

9. She wants to have thirteen more babies to tie Octo-mom

8. Turns out he's NOT the heir to the Levi's fortune

7. He was looking at Beckah outside of Orange Julius at the mall and Beckah was all, "hi," and he was all, "hey, Beckah." Shee-yah! Like Bristol's gonna put up with THAT?

6. He wants to devote more time to his family

5. She wanted to see "Confessions of a Shopaholic" he wanted to see "Watchmen"

4. Exhaustion

3. Her family was nuts!

2. His father wouldn't resign from the sheriff's office

And the number one reason Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston broke up...

1. He changed his MySpace status to "Democrat"

-Jason Rohrblogger
(3/12/09)

And the alternates...
Did it for the sake of the child
He's STILL pissed about the way Sarah threw the election for McCain
She wants to marry her cousin, Ashley Wilkes
His bailout package isn't very large