TOP TEN TOPICS OF CONVERSATION AT MY COUSIN'S HOUSE ON ANY GIVEN HOLIDAY

Top Ten Topics of Conversation at My Cousin's House on Any Given Holiday

10. Whose house this is and how you'll act in it

9. Who put a roof over your head and how you'll behave as long as you're under it

8. Who is not here to win any popularity contests

7. Who is just plain ignorant

6. When this conversation is over

5. What is an argument and what is just a discussion

4. Whether Democrats or Republicans are closeted child-molesting homosexual Communists

3. Who is in charge here

2. How school is going

And the number one topic of conversation at my cousin's house on any given holiday...

1. Who has had more than enough to drink

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/24/06)

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