Monday, July 09, 2007

TOP TEN HARRY POTTER PORN MOVIE TITLES

Top Ten Harry Potter Porn Movie Titles

10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Passionate Surrender

9. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone

8. Hairy Pot, Her

7. Nearly Headless Dick

6. Muggles n' Snuggles

5. Harry Potter and the Lost Virginity

4. Hermione Does Des Moines

3. Cornelius Fudge Packer

2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

And the number one Harry Potter porn movie title...

1. Harry Potter II: The Wrath of Cock

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/09/07)

And the alternates...

Professor McGonad-gall
Erectus Humungous

10 comments:

Jenn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- I love it!! Thank you so much, what a great list! I was having the most boring day and now all of a sudden I can't breathe from laughing so hard!

Andrew said...

made my day, but you skipped #5

Jason Rohrblogger said...

D'oh! Andrew, I added and number five and a couple more for good measure...

Anonymous said...

Worst list ever. Harry Twatter anyone? Wrath of Cock? Isn't that a Star Trek reference? Wrath of Kahn... U are all losers.

Anonymous said...

How bout this: Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Blown.

Anonymous said...

Harry Potter and the Golden Snatch...duh...

Anonymous said...

Harry Potter and the Philosipher gets Stoned

Anonymous said...

Okay, in order
1. Harry Potter and the philosopher's bone
2. Harry potter and her chamber of secrets
3. Harry Potter and the prisoner of Asskabang
4. Harry Potter and the goblet of desire
5. Harry Potter and the order of the penis
6. Harry Potter and the full blood prince
7. Harry Potter and the deathly small holes

Anonymous said...

the best ^

Anonymous said...

How about ' hairy pooter and the golden snatch' ?