TOP TEN PRECIOUS PET NAMES MY GIRLFRIEND CALLS ME WHEN I AM DRUNK

Top Ten Precious Pet Names My Girlfriend Calls Me when I am Drunk

10. Firecrotch

9. Crazy Legs

8. Hitachi Magic Hand

7. Binkymaster

6. Ahh, Barracuda!

5. Pukey the Wonder Spew

4. F**king A**hole!

3. Li'l Jasey Blunder

2. Generalissimo Banko

And the number one precious pet name my girlfriend calls me when I am drunk...

1. Sir Snores-a-lot

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/21/07)

And the alternates...

Tipsy Russell
Projectile Vomit Comet