TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FAVES OF ALL TIME

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Top Ten Chuck Norris Faves of All Time

10. Fave beef? Ground chuck

9. Fave post-drinking activity? Upchuck

8. Fave transport? Chuck wagon

7. Fave salsa? Chucky-style

6. Fave pizza? Chuck E. Cheese

5. Fave shoe? Chuck Taylor's All Stars

4. Fave snack? Potato chucks

3. Fave author? Chuck Palahniuk

2. Fave football pass? Chuck it

And the number one Chuck Norris fave of all time...

1. Fave music? Bowm chuck-a wow wow...

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/31/07)

And the alternates...

Fave weapon? Nunchucks
Fave movie? I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Fave musician? Chuck Berry
Fave evil doll? Chucky
Fave drink/astronaut? Chuck Yeager-meister