TOP TEN SIGNS JASON'S SUMMER VACATION ROCKED

Top Ten Signs Jason's Summer Vacation Rocked

10. Still emitting the subtle scent of tequila and NyQuil

9. Returned with a full-size Rottweiler back tattoo

8. Sacrificed my right flipflop to the Angry Boulder Daemon

7. Lost my virginity. In New Jersey.

6. Found God...in New Jersey

5. Somehow got banned from New Jersey

4. Became Paris Hilton's prison bitch

3. Still can't feel my legs

2. Now I look like Danny DeVito and smell like Matthew McConaughey

And the number one sign Jason's summer vacation rocked...

1. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/06/07)

And the alternates...

Last 50 pictures on my memory card depict the ground, the sky, my finger, or the inside of my lens cap
Finally convinced that the children are our future
National Lampoon bought the rights to my summer vacation