Tuesday, July 24, 2007

TOP TEN REJECTED BENEFITS

Top Ten Rejected Benefits

10. Formula 401(k)

9. Medical/Dental Dam

8. Long Term Invisibility

7. Rock Options

6. Flex Crime

5. Accidental Death and Dismembers Only

4. Heat, Vision, and Jack

3. Strife Insurance

2. Credit Onion

And the number on rejected benefit...

1. Paid Dick Leave

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/24/07)

And the alternates...

Expanse Account
Philips HeartStart Home Defibrillator

2 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Darn, I could have really used some of that Strife Insurance.

Bill said...

Heat Vision and Jack was an awesome pilot, I just wish it would have caught on. Watch the pilot here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s