Thursday, August 09, 2007

TOP TEN ANN COULTER QUOTES

Top Ten Quotes from the Coultergeist

10. "Congress could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic countries leave....We should require passports to fly domestically. Passports can be forged, but they can also be checked with the home country in case of any suspicious-looking swarthy males." -After the 9/11 attacks

9. "People are hysterical about speech right now. Everyone's comments are being taken out of context and wildly misinterpreted." -Washington Post

8. "[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks." -Rivera Live 8/2/99

7. "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" -Hannity & Colmes, 6/20/01

6. The "backbone of the Democratic Party" is a "typical fat, implacable welfare recipient" -syndicated column 10/29/99

5. To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war." -MSNBC

4. "Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let's just call it for what it is. They're whores." -Salon.com 11/16/00

3. Juan Gonzales is "Cuba's answer to Joey Buttafuoco," a "miscreant," "sperm-donor," and a "poor man's Hugh Hefner." -Rivera Live 5/1/00

2. On Princess Diana's death: "Her children knew she's sleeping with all these men. That just seems to me, it's the definition of 'not a good mother.' ... Is everyone just saying here that it's okay to ostentatiously have premarital sex in front of your children?"..."[Diana is] an ordinary and pathetic and confessional - I've never had bulimia! I've never had an affair! I've never had a divorce! So I don't think she's better than I am." -MSNBC 9/12/97

And the number one Ann Coulter quote...

1. "I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote." -Hannity & Colmes, 8/17/99

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/09/07)

And the alternates...

"I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote." -Politically Incorrect, 2/26/01

"If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country." -George, 7/99

"We're now at the point that it's beyond whether or not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it's a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask whether their president is insane." -Equal Time

"It's enough [to be impeached] for the president to be a pervert." -The Case Against Bill Clinton, Coulter's 1998 book.

"Clinton is in love with the erect penis." -This Evening with Judith Regan, Fox News Channel 2/6/00

"I think we had enough laws about the turn-of-the-century. We don't need any more." Asked how far back would she go to repeal laws, she replied, "Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start." -Politically Incorrect 5/7/97

"If they have the one innocent person who has ever to be put to death this century out of over 7,000, you probably will get a good movie deal out of it." -MSNBC 7/27/97

"If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one [child] gunman. ... Don't pray. Learn to use guns." -Politically Incorrect, 12/18/97

"The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail." -Hannity & Colmes 8/24/01

"I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly." -MSNBC 3/22/97

"Originally, I was the only female with long blonde hair. Now, they all have long blonde hair." -CapitolHillBlue.com 6/6/00

"I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't." -TV Guide 8/97

"Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married." -Rivera Live 6/7/00

"Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend." -Politically Incorrect 7/21/97

"I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate." -Rivera Live 3/12/99

"My track record is pretty good on predictions." -Rivera Live 12/8/98

"The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals." -Washington Post 8/1/00

On Rep. Christopher Shays (D-CT) in deciding whether to run against him as a Libertarian candidate: "I really want to hurt him. I want him to feel pain." -Hartford Courant 6/25/99

"The swing voters - I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. " -Beyond the News, Fox News Channel, 6/4/00

"My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism." -MSNBC 2/8/97

"You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard." -Washington Post 10/16/98

2 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Oh my. I particularly appreciate that second to last one (I'm Libertarian) and that you called her "the Coultergeist" - HAHAHAHAHA!

JMo said...

Man...I think I love her. :P