Sunday, August 12, 2007

TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT

Top Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

10. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

9. You are so cute when you get pissed off

8. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread

7. I get it...you're on your period

6. You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?

5. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. Did I say "you?" I meant your sister.

4. Easy there, Turbo. Football is on.

3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning

2. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

And the number one thing you should never say to a woman during an argument...

1. We both know that thing ain't loaded

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/12/07)

2 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

That second to the last one wouldn't tick me off at all. Sometimes I'm less inclined to homicide when not arguing in person.

Adrian said...

To be fair, you should write one about what not to say to men now. Would anyone seriously say any of that stuff anyway? Surely not an intelligent man :) Even if they are thinking it!