Tuesday, August 21, 2007

TOP TEN PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES FOR WOMEN

Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women

10.


9.

I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

8.

Is that the baby? I'll get her.

7.

Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I'll bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

6.

I don't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

5.

I know. Let's take you shoe shopping!

4.

As long as I have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage.

3.

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, back pepper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

2.

I like to get these things before I have to be asked.

And the number one pornographic image for women...

1.

Hold that thought a second. I want to pull over and ask for directions.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/21/07)

15 comments:

Heather said...

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sorry, momentarily speechless.

awesome post.

Jennifer said...

Hahahaha HA HA HA! Haaaa!

Sherri said...

So caring. So in tune with my needs. I want the chef to thai me up!

Tish said...

You realize that you have created an urban legend of mythical proportion that rivals that of Loch Ness, Big Foot, and Jessica Simpson's natural breasts.
I hope you are happy with yourself. Women will now EXPECT a man to reach these impossible standards.

Spicy said...

HA! LOVED IT!

Happy to link ya and send some love your way!

XOXOXO

よしえ [Yoshie] said...

c'est MAGNFIQUE!

This had me grasping my stomach while laughing. XD I do agree men should strive to be like ALL the porno models above... =3

Brook said...

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!

madeleine said...

oh my good! i haven't laughed so much in a long time. but, i guess it's all in my dreams! oh yeah, mr blues brothers!

Anonymous said...

Hey Ladies, Get A life

Daniel Flamaropol said...

Top Ten Reasons to end up fat, unwanted and single.

eduarda la bouche overrunneth said...

the perso w/ whom i live does all this [except cook, which is fine, cos i can--& ask for anything as mundane as directions, which is fne cos ibid or similar]--& he can beat up anyone but mike tyson--& he asked me if i wanna have a baby [most likely cos he is too afraid to ask me to marry him]. & he is a musician, & he is a good one, & he doesnt sleep w/ the whole universe, & i am very fond of him--

--& you think i am making this up, right?

nope, but the reason i posted it anonymously is cos life is full of so many different sadnesses.....

.....& he took too many drugs & had a stroke at thirty seven [MUCH improved now but], & he used to be a dealer [ibid] so no matter how much IS is now WAS there are always atendant old hassles, & so he's scared a lot, & so he cant sleepw/o an incredibly annoying gay dog the size of a labrador retriever in his bed [which wont let him touch me &, instead & of course, puts me into sleeping in another room entirely], & this is the most stable & decent life he maybe EVER had so he is so afraid i'll leave him he figures out stupid ways for me to always stay home or get back there in ten minutes [including always, but always, needing my car]. & i am a vintage dealer, & i am a good one [before that i was a designer, before that in a fancy, unrelated area of fashion] & he has NO taste & is always bringing home crxp from the 99c Store.....

LAUGH, i dare you, but this is my life. if you go green w/ envy, you might once again try laughing [i have to & often]--or i could sell you a pair of shoes to go w/ that. platform, emma of london maybe, size UK4.

adspedia.RO said...

Great. I can now send this link to all the women reading my blog and asking themselves why men never understand them :)
Thanks

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this is fun because it feeds certain complexes or maybe just like that, for no explainable reason.

teknotexan said...

#4 I couldn't do. Everything is is fine. Funny stuff

Lost Wanderer said...

Who needs naked men, when you can have this!!