TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM

Top Ten Signs You are Obsessed with Your Circulatory System

10. Dracula awkwardly stammers, "This just isn't working out."

9. Ever since college you've been tricuspid-curious

8. You name your twins Aortic P. Coarctation and Fossa Ovalis

7. Your fave movie of all time? Thoracic Park.

6. Your dream car is a Dodge Ventricle

5. Dr. Robert Jarvik makes you hot

4. You always enter a building through the right atrium

3. Your girlfriend has a vena cava fetish

2. Your fave actor? Bill Pullman-ary

And the number one sign you are obsessed with your circulatory system...

1. You are a hemosexual

-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/15/07)