TOP TEN JASON TIPS FOR DEALING WITH THE HEAT

Top Ten Jason Tips for Dealing with the Heat

10. Conserve water by drinking plenty of vodka

9. Ranch dressing has an SPF of 10

8. Rock and roll all night, but party only every other day during non-peak hours

7. Make sure your hard drive is well hydrated

6. Wear your seatbelt...and nothing else

5. If necessary, cut open a polar bear and crawl inside to survive

4. Set your thermostat to "stun"

3. A pair of really cool sunglasses will lower your core temperature

2. Freebase Coppertone

And the number one Jason tip for dealing with the heat...

1. Get out of the kitchen

-Jason Rohrblogger
(6/22/08)