TOP TEN ITEMS FOUND AT THE PAMELA ANDERSON ESTATE SALE

Top Ten Items Found at the Pamela Anderson Estate Sale

10. Slightly used Valtrex

9. Set of three leftover back tattoos

8. Pilot script for terror-themed jiggle show: Guantánamo Baywatch

7. Fifty-gallon oil drum of Olay

6. Lifesize mummifed Joe C

5. Formal Oneida 10-piece coke spoon place setting (gently used)

4. White wedding dress (unused)

3. The last remaining shreds of whatever dignity she had to begin with

2. Lot of 500 VHS honeymoon videos

And the number one item found at the Pamela Anderson estate sale...

1. High-mileage Kid Rock, heavy wear, as-is, needs repair, no returns, you haul

-Jason Rohrblogger
(6/28/08)