TOP TEN SURPRISES IN SCOTT MCLELLAN'S BOOK ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE

Top Ten Surprises in Scott McClellan's Book about the White House

10. Bush almost appointed Jack Daniels to the Supreme Court

9. Cheney once accidentally water boarded an attorney in the face

8. Secret nucular launch code is 12345

7. Barbara Walters had an affair with married U.S. Senator Edward Brooke

6. Supreme Allied Commander Tommy Franks? Gay as a mink stole

5. Condoleezza Rice is totally 420 friendly

4. If Belgium doesn't watch it, they're next

3. Harold and Kumar are still being held in Guantánamo Bay

2. Rumsfeld just wants to be held

And the number one surprise in Scott McClellan's book about the White House...

1. Bush didn't want to go to war in Iraq, but Powell made him do it

-Jason Rohrblogger
(6/7/08)