Friday, June 13, 2008

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE INCREDIBLE HULK SEQUEL

Top Ten Surprises in The Incredible Hulk Sequel

10. Hulk Gay!

9. Will eventually run for governor of California

8. Purina Hulk Chow really just steroids, crystal meth, and FD&C Green No. 3

7. Dr. Bruce Banner is an OB/GYN

6. Takes on his biggest challenge yet: getting God back into our public schools

5. Doesn't like it when She-Hulk clams up and won't tell him what's wrong

4. Huge NASCAR fan

3. Hulk actually very credible

2. Fave Spice Girl: AAARRrrrrrgh! (Sporty)

And the number one surprise in The Incredible Hulk sequel...

1. Now when threatened, Bruce Banner just sends a strongly-worded letter

-Jason Rohrblogger
(6/13/08)

And the alternates...

Allergic to avocados
Does not type in all caps
Conflicted about Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton
Enjoys knitting
Almost became a Scientologist in the 90's
Thinks Green Lantern is overrated
Once drank a Fume Blanc with Chateaubriand
Can't find flesh-colored Band-Aids
Is overcompensating for a really small pee pee

3 comments:

Mickmaster said...

Ohmygod. Hilarity with one "l" and a "t". Funny enough for two lists. Can you make it happen by popular demand?

And my entry: First rage incident when he discovered the fine coffee he normally serves replaced by Folger's Crystals


Mickmaster

Christopha! said...

OB/GYN ...lmao

Atomic Bombshell said...

Oh my gosh! This was a good one. Your brain is a scary yet fantastic place. Thanks for letting us peek inside.